Porn Dog Anyone? No Mustard, Just KY Please

Diane Sue Whalen living in Tulsa County Oklahoma has lost both her pooches, a mixed breed (no puns here) and a Labrador Retriever. The dogs had been trained to have sexual relations with women, and were then filmed by Donald Roy Seigfried in the act with Whalen. The activity came to light when Whalens adult son found more than 150 tapes of dear old mom being serviced by or servicing one or the other of her pooches or by Seigfried's Blue Heeler. I can almost, but not quite, picture the conversation her son might have had with her. Modesty forbids going into that realm though. The dogs have been removed from the home, which begs the question of when was the last time a dog was removed from a person for reasons of the person being a bad influence on the dog? Both of Whalens dogs were taken by the Tulsa Animal Shelter after she relinquished them. Seigfried is on the other hand disputing the need to give up his dog. (again no puns here) The two dogs at issue are being ferried to The Oklahoma Alliance for Animals in Utah. The Oklahoma Alliance for Animals is a no-kill zone, even for animals deemed unadoptable. A quote from the Fox article "Each dog (at the sanctuary) is treated as an individual," said Williamson, the sanctuary spokeswoman. "We felt we could help these dogs. A court ordered evaluation though, has found both of Whalen's dogs adoptable. One might hope they are not sent to Hollywood. No mention has been made of Britney Spears, the Olsen twins, Madonna or Sir Elton John being in the market for either of the dogs. ANd please forgive me if I don't lapse into the old ditty of Old Mother ubard who went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. It just doens't fit. The counseling all three of these dogs are likely to need will be extensive, certainly at least twenty or thirty years in human to dog years. And just in case you hadn't noticed, we live in a very, very sick society.