A ninja was reportedly witnessed creeping around the wooded area near a Barnegat, New Jersey elementary school. He was wielding what was believed to be a deadly sword, probably a ninjatō.
There was also the possibility that he had
shuriken hidden in his garb.
The officials at the local schools were faced with the question of why a ninja would be creeping around their elementary school.
Their back room discussions led them to one logical conclusion: They were under attack.
This eminent attack forced them to
lockdown area schools at 9:00 on Wednesday morning.
The investigation commenced and a stunning conclusion was reached: The ninja was a local camp counselor.
A further interrogation revealed that the counselor was actually on his way to a costume party at a nearby school when he was spotted in the woods. The sword was plastic, and the costume was a cheap knock off. No respectable ninja would be caught dead wearing a department store costume!
The lock down ended at 9:30 the same morning and the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. The children were, once again, saved by the quick action of public school officials.
School Locked Down For Fear of Eminent Ninja Attack
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