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article imageFly Ryanair Business Class, Receive 'Complimentary Oral Sex'

Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Can Tran (TFactor) in World | 23 comments | 679 views
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Michael O’Leary, CEO of European budget carrier, Ryanair, had something interesting to say at a press conference in Germany. It should get much undivided attention.
At a press conference in Germany, Michael O’Leary, the CEO of the European budget carrier, Ryanair, had some interesting things to offer. This gives a whole new meaning of a “full-service” business flight.

O’Leary announced there would be business class flights now available as he addressed Trans-Atlantic flights. To the reporters, O’Leary gave the indication that business class passengers will receive “complimentary oral sex.”

Yes, that’s right kiddies.

At the press conference, O’Leary gave the suggestion that passengers that fly with Ryanair’s new business class rates will receive free oral sex. Perhaps it is a ploy to get people to fly on business class. It would seem that this will be the first time that Ryanair will be offering business class rates.

In an article in the Sydney Morning Herald, it states that it's an “obvious” joke on O’Leary’s part. The key word is “obvious.” At the moment, we do not know whether or not O’Leary is joking.

If O’Leary is joking, it is highly unlikely that everybody is laughing. One could say that O’Leary is addressing the sex-life in Germany.

In an unrelated note, Germany’s Deutsche Bank, back in April, released a memo that sex cannot be written off as a business expense. The memo was issued as a result of the global credit crisis and not on a matter of business ethics.

But O’Leary’s statement will have us wondering if he is for real or not. If O’Leary is joking and does not admit it, I can just imagine the future lawsuits filed by plaintiffs who did not get their “complementary oral sex.”
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  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
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    Is this offer extended to women?
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
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    @ 666divine
    Is this offer extended to women?


    Extended...? I'd think so...

    But how much can a poor little plane be expected to do?
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #3
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    Extended...? I'd think so...

    But how much can a poor little plane be expected to do?

    LOL! Do what planes do, of course. Take us to new heights. Nothing short of outlimites, though.
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #4
    @ 666divine
    LOL! Do what planes do, of course. Take us to new heights. Nothing short of outlimites, though.


    Amazing what you can do with a turboprop and a bit of imagination. The Wright Bros. didn't know what they were starting.
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #5
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    Amazing what you can do with a turboprop and a bit of imagination. The Wright Bros. didn't know what they were starting.

    Ah, but they did!
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #6
    @ 666divine
    Ah, but they did!


    You mean... it was all some ghaaaaaaaaaaastly plot?
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #7
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    You mean... it was all some ghaaaaaaaaaaastly plot?

    ghaaaaaaaaaaastly? I should say not, but that all depends if your piloting or being piloted.
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #8
    @ 666divine
    ghaaaaaaaaaaastly? I should say not, but that all depends if your piloting or being piloted.


    ...Yeah... I find myself thinking about undercarriage a lot these days...
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #9
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    ...Yeah... I find myself thinking about undercarriage a lot these days...

    Why is it that always the perverted ones that seem to always sneak on board, one way or another?
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #10
    @ 666divine
    Why is it that always the perverted ones that seem to always sneak on board, one way or another?


    Because we can gnaw our way through the fuselage.
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #11
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    Because we can gnaw our way through the fuselage.

    Oh! You beast! You!
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #12
    @ 666divine
    Oh! You beast! You!


    Grin... grin... gnaw...grin...
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #13
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    Grin... grin... gnaw...grin...

    I know that it is close to midnight where you are. And that you can go all night. But it is morning here. So once again, I've beat you to it! Ha! Ha!
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #14
    @ 666divine
    I know that it is close to midnight where you are. And that you can go all night. But it is morning here. So once again, I've beat you to it! Ha! Ha![/quote

    Uh-huh... on Saturday, at least....
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #15
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    @ 666divine
    I know that it is close to midnight where you are. And that you can go all night. But it is morning here. So once again, I've beat you to it! Ha! Ha![/quote

    Uh-huh... on Saturday, at least....

    Can you think of a better time than that? Eh?
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #16
    @ 666divine
    Can you think of a better time than that? Eh?


    (Looks sagacious) Time is relative, my dear. (Sits on magnificently upholstered accountant with brass fittings) The best of times are had with the best of people (smiles endearingly) and lots of airlines that really know what to advertise.(String orchestra)

    Up, up and away....
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #17
    @ Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    (Looks sagacious) Time is relative, my dear. (Sits on magnificently upholstered accountant with brass fittings) The best of times are had with the best of people (smiles endearingly) and lots of airlines that really know what to advertise.(String orchestra)

    Up, up and away....

    Do the words, "arraigned and protective custody" mean anything to you?
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Paul Wallis (Wanderlaugh)
    #18
    @ 666divine
    Do the words, "arraigned and protective custody" mean anything to you?


    Yes. And a fine example to us all they are.
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Debra Myers (skyangel)
    #19
    You two are a trip! ROTFL!
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #20
    @ Debra Myers (skyangel)
    You two are a trip! ROTFL!

    LOL Yes, but as he needs to go to bed and I need to start my day, I'm afraid we've come to a landing.
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Debra Myers (skyangel)
    #21
    @ 666divine
    LOL Yes, but as he needs to go to bed and I need to start my day, I'm afraid we've come to a landing.


    Aww....I was hoping to see you two continue having fun!!!!!!!!
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  666divine
    #22
    @ Debra Myers (skyangel)
    Aww....I was hoping to see you two continue having fun!!!!!!!!

    Well I would but I think he'd get grumpy if I kept him up all night, but then again...
  • avatar Posted Jun 28, 2008 by  Debra Myers (skyangel)
    #23
    @ 666divine
    Well I would but I think he'd get grumpy if I kept him up all night, but then again...


    Yeah...we'd better let him get some shut-eye so he can keep posting his awesome articles! LOL!

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