G-String Injures Traffic Officer

In an unusual twist on an old theme, a traffic officer in Los Angeles has been injured by a V-string thong from Victoria's Secret. A metal piece on the thong struck the officer in the eye when she was putting on the underwear.

A traffic officer from Los Angeles' Department of Transportation has filed a lawsuit against Victoria's Secret for an injury allegedly caused by a defective V String thong underwear. The thong according to the lawsuit flung a metallic piece into the eye of the victim while she was donning the apparel. The plaintiff is alleging an injury to her cornea, making her miss a few days of work and a likelihood of problems for the rest of her life. That is the way it is with thongs, isn't it? Always causing problems. At the link to The Smoking Gun is a copy of the original paperwork filed with the L.A. Superior Court. Makes me so glad I am not a female. I just can't imagine having to call my boss and tell him or her, I've hurt myself getting ready for work this morning.