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article imageDetachable Flying Penis Makes Appearance at Russian Opposition Assembly

By Samantha A. Torrence     May 21, 2008 in World
There is nothing like a flying penis to bring seriousness to an opposition rally. The comic relief came amidst a speech in support of Democracy in Russia.
Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov organized a meeting of 500 Kremlin opponents in Moscow on May 18, 2008. The opposition movement against Communism, Prime Minister Putin, and President Dmitry Medvedev was supposed to rally that day to bring more solidarity to the bickering party.
A rousing speech by Kasparov was interrupted by a flying helicopter penis that buzzed like a one-eyed fly near Kasparov.
His security guards sprang into action surrounding him on all sides, but not from the behind. One could only guess what the penis was trying to do. Perhaps it was trying to find its owner or was it going to try an impressive tea bag in an act of dominance over the anti-Kremlin group?
Its life was cut short as it was swatted down by a body guard.
As reports:
After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.
Apparently the biggest opposition they have is mini Putin have a cock waiving, erm, flying contest with Kasparov. Thank goodness the purple headed yogurt slinger did not have the time to let loose.
It was not clear who was behind the stunt.
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