Hugh Hefner is the man, and you are not. Hefner, affectionately referred to for most of his adult life as Hef, has recently decided that he wants another child. Hef, checking in at 81-years-old, wants to be a daddy again.
Hugh Hefner and girlfriend/playboy playmate/reality TV star Holly Madison are trying to conceive a child.
Good for you Hef. Holly, checking in at 28-years-old, holds true to the saying that age is just a number.
She says that Hef is "the best lover I have ever had". Pretty awesome for an 81-year-old man. I have to say that my hat's off to you Hef.
There are 28-year-old men who would have no hope of satisfying a woman like her. Keep on truckin' buddy. You are an inspiration to all, young and old.