Op-Ed: Foreplay Stimulates Productivity

According to a BBC report, "Company bosses say giving their predominantly male employees lessons on menopause and foreplay gives them a healthy sex life, which in turn makes them happy, productive workers"

Coal miners seldom see the light of day and going home to face their inflammable moody and undersexed wives may not be something which they look forward to . And if a coal miner’s life isn’t tough enough, production levels still need to be high, In trying to find a solution, one coal mining plant turned to a health-consulting firm for advice. Managers at Australia's Bulga Coal Mining pit consulted with Tammy Farrell co-ordinator for Core Health Consulting. Tammy Farrell determined that miners were not being productive because they lead very unhappy home lives, which may be due to an inactive sex life. In her view, wives would be more inclined to indulge in sex if their husbands knew how to sexually stimulate and please them. Therefore, Ms. Farrell started monthly lessons aimed at teaching miners about health, menopause, and sex. Above all, she devoted an entire lesson to the art of foreplay. And to help jog memories, she asked them to “start exploring their wives like they did when they were 18.” So what exactly is foreplay? While some men are clueless, others might think it is only something, which is done prior to intercourse. What they don’t know is that real foreplay means daily flirtatious interludes. If men practiced it more often, chances are their wives would welcome them with more than just open arms. Also what some men may not fully comprehend, is that it takes longer for women to become sexually aroused and this is even more reason why men need to know about intricacies of foreplay. If they really get into it, chances are they might discover that is actually a lot of fun and that they might also get turned on. Of course, there are some men who think that being forceful is just as effective, and it might be if the girl enjoys rough sex. But that is another subject. The miners productivity must have exceeded all expectations because now Xstrata Mining Firm is so pleased with the satisfying results that it plans to extend the lessons to miners at other pits. Perhaps if other corporations want to stimulate growth for their productivity, it might be in their best interest to schedule lessons in the art of foreplay. Afterall, it does the job and it pleases and satisfies all.