I'm not talking the good looking kind of doll you pick up at a bar or a wrap party. I'm also not talking the tiny porcelain kind. We're talking life size here. The kind you blow up.
Sheen is known for being a good looking perve, in a town full of good looking perves, but this is perhaps the strangest story yet. According to a story in the New York Daily News, Sheen once owned a $6,000 Life-sized, anatomically-correct cheerleader doll that reportedly looks a lot like his ex-wife, Denise Richards.
I covered this story over at PopTherapy.
According to insiders, he never tried to hide it. The hunky has-been even brought her along to the set, during the “Spin City” days. But when he offered a couple of real flesh and blood women the chance for a foursome with him and his plastic squeeze, that put an end to that.
They couldn’t stop laughing at him, according to the source. He was so mad that he kicked them out of the house. But it didn’t end there.
Sheen had been scorned and humiliated.
“Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll’s hands off.
He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body.
They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a dumpster.”
No one is quite sure what sparked the mock murder. It may have been that the rejection was too much for his fragile ego. It may have been the jokes from his friends, about the doll bearing an uncanny resemblance to ex Denise Richards.
Truth or fiction? All we know for sure is that Hollywood is F***ed up!
Only in Lala land…