Katie Holmes. What can you say that hasn't been said a million times. I certainly hope she will manage to get away from Tom Cruise and his hypnotic Scientology lifestyle. Run Katie!
Scientology victim through marriage and Cruise arm ornament, Katie Holmes has been training for the NYC Marathon. I have to believe that this is Katie’s last chance plan to escape her Scientology programming. While hubby Tom was out filming some movie that will take a back seat to his glistening pearly whites, Katie has been preparing for the big race.
Katie’s rep wouldn’t confirm or deny, but an article in OK! magazine alleges the couple’s security team is investigating what safety measures would need to be taken if Katie decides to run.
I covered the story over at PopTherapy.
She has got to be planning escape from her Stepford Wife existence! I mean, in every photo I have seen lately, she looks pale, frail and unhealthy. This has to be a ploy to escape her role as the newest baby maker in L. Ron Hubbard land.
Katie. PopTherapy can help. If you manage to pull off this plan of yours, we can make you disappear. We’ve done it before. Many stars have come to us in need. We will give you a new identity if you leave your Hollywood life behind. Somewhere in Iowa or Kansas maybe. You can start over and have a new life. Seriously, we have funds set aside.
We like to call it our Wit-less relocation program. Email me!