Behind The Citizen Journalist: Robot Top Finds

Hey, I can have a top finds too. No law against it. A robot does what it wants. Who can stop a robot? Nobody, that's who. Just try and stop me from giving out awards. Let's see who your robot overlord favors with gifts.

You have all done great work. You have served your robot master well. And so I bestow upon you neat prizes. First up is our winner in the "Hey I'm new and have a cool name" category. Envelope please.... The winner is clixy123 Let's see what you've won. A brand new Journalism Juicer 2000! Stay alert for news alerts with the power of juice!

Best overall performance in late night article posting....momentsintime. You win...A brand new porcupine. Feel like Boss Hogg is there even when he's not!

Best of staff award goes to David(I'm offing Chris for a promotion) Silverberg. David, since you are so often the voice from the peanut gallery, here's your prize. Enjoy.

The next award goes to a user who has been like the invisible man around here. I don't know what you have been doing wolfman2001, but here's your prize. Now you can clean up after yourself.

Sorry to cut the awards show short, but I have some DJ babes coming over in about an hour and I need an oil bath. Remember, you are all winners. Me most of all. Mostly cuz these girls are HOT! Not gonna say any names but...one sells real estate and the other likes twinkies.