Banker Believes Women To Be A Cheap Commodity

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In order to find a mate whose earnings total more than $500,000 a year, a 25-year-old woman posted this online ad “ seeking advice on how to find a wealthy husband in New York where Wall Street bankers can earn bonuses each year of up to $10 million.”

The self described spectacularly beautiful and superficial woman said "I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all."

She considered dating a businessman who makes an average wage (around 200 - 250 K). But according to her, $250,000 won't even get her into Central Park West and wants to know where rich single men hang out.

A mystery banker, who felt he fit the bill, analyzed her predicament and after doing all the math, concluded the deal as being "plain and simple a crappy business deal."

To add insult to injury he reminded this pretty lady that her looks will "fade and his money will likely continue into perpetuity". Not only that, but to secure himself, he noted that his income will increase but, he is absolutely certainty that she won’t be getting any more beautiful.

Economically speaking, he told her that she was a “depreciating asset and I am an earning asset."T he banker harshly explained that although she is now 25, her looks will only last until she reaches 30. Not only that: he let her know that she would start looking less and less beautiful with each and every passing year. And that by the time she is 35, he would be able to stick a “fork” in her.

According the banker’s calculations, he summed it up as declaring this women ad being nothing more than a cheap commodity, not worth buying into, and that it would only make good business sense if she agreed to being leased.

My advice to this lady is, don’t invest any of your interest into his cheap body count.