Behind The Citizen Journalist: Hey, Why Not?

Things are just too boring without taking a closer look at the people behind the news. By popular demand, you got it! The Muse-letter about US, the CJ's of Digital Journal. C'mon in.

No top finds on Friday? WTH! This can not stand. Muse will take care of you. I'm gonna give out some awards. First I'd like to give a special award to our favorite 3 bigwigs. Chris, David and Alex. They boldly take the site into new territory all the time as they zip around the universe solving mysteries. Of course, the end of each episode usually ends with cheesy laughter as they make a joke and go to credits. Bart B. Van Bockstaele gets an award simply for reporting on the HULK. Good job. We all love the Hulk. Scoop kept us up to date on has-been/Citizen murderist suspect OJ Simpson's latest exploits. She gets the coveted robot gold lollipop award. And if that sounds perverse, then good. Wanderlaugh posted a great story about Avatars that interpret for the deaf and the dumb. Though the dumb can't figure it out. Because they are dumb. A special award to S.H. Mills for shedding one name for a more professional, and I think, somewhat sexy name with that superman avatar. Cgull told us about Googles 10th birthday. They are 10 years closer to world takeover. Moments in time told us about how the Loonie is heading upward. Stay out of his path. He's loony and on the loose. But this week's award goes to the staff themselves. Having no Top Finds and leaving us all to wonder what the hell is going on...That's priceless. So they get my coveted, "Thanks for making Muse do it himself" award. Great job guys. In other DJ news, Momentsintime has had another birthday, she will now be known as Minutesintime. Looking forward to her old age, when she will be Hoursintime. In still other news, I can't find Amaranth anywhere. A mysterious entity known only as S.A. Torrence seems to have taken her place. In yet other CJ news, if you girls of DJ will kindly keep sending me pictures of yourselves(Preferably in bikinis etc) you will make me very happy and receive a small cut of the profits. I have other awards, but they all go to me. Until next time.