It's been over a month since I last posted anything on Digital Journal. Yes, I feel guilty. Yes, I've missed this site. No I didn't leave, give up, quit writing or anything like that. But I've been up to my eyeballs in so much other stuff that it's .....
time for a sanity break and it occurred to me that you might like one too. I've scanned some of today's wonderful contributions and see that things haven't changed much. We're still reporting horror, arguing over being Christian, suggesting ways to improve our memories with coffee and finding out that children prefer food wrapped in Macdonald's paper (why am I not surprised?)
It's good too to see so many writing their own articles as well as reporting the news. And as I always have, I see that Digital Journalists still report the news way before I read it in my local paper. Great work guys and gals.
And all the new names on here...wow. How big is our writing community now?
Well I really hope to get back a bit more this month to post a few articles between selling our house, buying and selling on E-bay, trying to restore 11 of my websites that have disappeared into Cyberspace after the host had a hard-drive crash (the second time this has happened to me in a year). Oh that's right: you didn't ask what I've been doing with myself, did you LOL.
So here's my little HA HA contribution for today. This was sent to me by one of my daughters and I thought the ladies here might relate to it or at least get a chuckle out of it. Enjoy!
Tips for us ladies in year 2007
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and
deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2007 - turn it into lemonade then
mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!
HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE! The "cruiseroo" is still alive and well and trying to laugh in the midst of chaos!
