Giraffe Poop to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth

Some scientists from the University of sydney are saying that Giraffe poop will decrease hair loss and increase the hair you have. The study took 2 years with 50 men. So, go smear poo on your head baldy.

Group A was the control group of 25 men who were given falafel. Group B were the lucky 25 who had to smear Giraffe shit on themselves. Group A showed no hair regrowth. While Group B had a 25% increase. Yay for shit! Now, who will be the brave company who will bottle Giraffe shit and sell it to the great bald masses? Maybe they can add a drug, just to make it a fun game. Fhiser? Merck? Some possible names? Scalp O' Shit A Giraffe Hair Graft Hair-screment Fly toupee Yay, marketing is fun...