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article imageString Bikinis: Now Available for Toddlers!

By RobotGod     Jul 1, 2007 in World
The Arizona Republic is reporting that Gap Kids now offers a crochet string bikini for 1 year-olds. Doesn't that just make you say what the hell? How far is too far in kids wear?
GapKids recently featured a white, crocheted string bikini you'd likely see Anna Kournikova wearing on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. The bikini was for a 12-month-old.
Racks at Target held several bathing suits perfect for a Hawaiian Tropic bikini competition. The crocheted and camouflage-designed suits started at Size 4 in the little girls' section.
Inseams on "classic" shorts at stores such as Abercrombie Kids and Hollister Co. are microscopic. And halter tops, shirts often lauded by fashion consultants for their ability to enhance a less-than-voluptuous chest, are everywhere for every age.
Moms hoping to find anything even mildly modest have to be happy Bermuda shorts are trendy again.
I'm sorry, but you don't dress a little girl up like as teenage tramp. Might as well put "juicy" across the butt.
We used to have respect and decency for ourselves, these days some don't even respect or a sense of decency for their own child. As far as I'm concerned, this is the height of irresponsibility on the clothing maker's part.
A scene from the marketing department...
Corporate Jerkoff #1- "Yeah, but do you really think this will fly?"
Corporate Jerkoff #1- "We didn't spend all that money through magazines making women feel like crap about themselves for nothing. Look at it this way...With this new strategy, women will devalue and feel like crap about themselves right from birth....Think of all the ad money we will save..."
They high five...
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