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op-ed: I Have Been To The Black Hole And Returned .......With Towels

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By KJ Mullins     May 15, 2007 in Lifestyle
We all know that there are sock gnomes that live in the dryers of the world. Sucking the life out of a pair of socks and only allowing one to return.
I have breaking news though..........the black hole houses dirty towels.
That's the only explanation I can come up with. We have a boat load of towels in our home. And yet.............bath time rolls around for the Mum and Dad...........not a clean towel on deck.
But today I found the Black Hole. It's deep and it's dark. And it looks just like the floor of teenage rooms.
Imagine that. Scientists have spent millions on telescopes and I figured it out with my own two eyes.
I know when I mention this discovery to the kids it will be met with an eye roll or maybe even a oh yeah, I was getting to them.
It doesn't matter. I have rescued those babies and washed them clean. (Since they aren't socks don't have to worry about the sock gnomes either) Our linen closet is stuffed with clean towels.
Wait a sec, kids are getting home and I am going for a quick bath.
Umm.........where's the towels?!?
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