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And to think, all this time you could have been helping charity...
Apparently Masturbate-a-Thons have raised in excess of $25,000.00 from over 1,700 pledged participants from six different countries. Trophies are even awarded to stand-out participants for things feats such as
Longest Time Spent Masturbating (Male: 8.5 hours and Female: 6.5 hours).
Most Orgasms (Male: 6 and Female: 49). That's gonna be tough to beat.
This year, a new category has been added: Greatest Ejaculation Distance...
Masturbate-a-Thon site spaces will be separated and set aside for both mixed and single-gender groups. This year they will feature a news commentary desk, (Any DJ Pervs gonna be there? Let us know the Scoop Scoop.)as well as commercials by and for the many masturbators of mayhem, an opera singer if you can believe that, and themed masturbation stages. And much more.
So, I guess they are gonna rub out another extravaganza this year. Come one, come all. Come often. It's for charity after all. Step right up for your chance to win a trophy.
Interesting Bate-A-Thon names:
Charity-Bate 2007
Beat Off Disease
Come All Ye Faithful
Why do I feel like I am back in the 70's? This ain't right...Nope.
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This is something that I have never heard of before. Good luck to everyone.
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Oh good God muse, where do you find these things. This is absolutely hilarious. I want pictures of this distance measuring thing! Cum one, cum all, get out your digital cameras and yardsticks.
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LMAO is this legal? I have never heard of this. I must live in a sheltered world.
How do they know the women are not faking it?lol
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@ Carolyn E. Price (gohomelaker):
Oh good God muse, where do you find these things. This is absolutely hilarious. I want pictures of this distance measuring thing! Cum one, cum all, get out your digital cameras and yardsticks.
I learned this kind of reporting from you and Leah. LOL -
This is obscene. It's pornographic. Which charity would it go to? I would hope it would go to victims of sexual abuse but even that would be an insult to such victims. Oh Moses, come down from the mountain, society has gone perverse!
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I've already earned my gallon donor pin.
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unicorn5, Brandigal, you aren't the only ones who must live in a sheltered world! And when you thought you'd heard it all...!
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I'd be more than willing to lend a hand to any ladies needin' assistance!
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@ Right-winger:
I'd be more than willing to lend a hand to any ladies needin' assistance!
Would that be your right hand by any chance? -
@ 666divine:
Would that be your right hand by any chance?
You know it babe! -
Suddenly hears the theme from An Officer And A Gentleman...Have fun you two...
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OMG! Is this real? Well, I knew that we were going to hell in a big time hurry, but apparently Sodom and Gomorrah has been revived and is operating in San Francisco!
I agree with Brandigal - how do they know the women aren't faking it? And, gag me with a spoon, who on earth is stuck with the job of measuring the longest cum shot??
What are you suppose to wear to an affair like this? Are these people clothed in their little masturbatory booths, or is this clothing optional? Do people pay tickets and get to walk through and peek into the booths to check out the going's on as the men and women or whatever jerk off for hours on end?
Can you imagine the gift bags at the various vendor booths? Blow up dolls, lube gels, body paints, various vibrators and strap ons, leather, leather and more leather, whips and chains......oh yea, we are for sure going straight to hell!!
This is for non-profit sex education? Well their motto is certainly not "Just Say No".........good grief.
ROFL!
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I am wondering what poor slob is stuck cleaning up afterwards...
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Wow. Who knew?
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LOL...right on! My kind of post!!! LMAO You so funny!
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@ Leah:
LOL...right on! My kind of post!!! LMAO You so funny!
Like a moth to porn...Don't step on anything sticky on your way out Princess.... LOL -
This is a really weird event to say the least. But atleast it is for a charible organisation and has earned lots of money in the past. So whatever let these guys do what they enjoy as long as it's for a good cause.
@ RobotGod:
I am wondering what poor slob is stuck cleaning up afterwards...
I'm sure that they got paid quite a good sum of money Especially after that distance contest :P -
wow...I didn't know you could do that for hours...I learn something new everyday!
Do they do this in public?! Someone has to be monotoring them!
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Ain't nothin wrong with 'baitin for a good cause. lmao!!!
Nobuta I am with you on this one, who the heck can go for hours? At this point do you actually need a partner? Can you still see?
You know you are gonna go blind.....
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..oh and I thought love was blind!
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Muse, you gotta be kidding! Tell me you're kidding. NO? Sodom and Gomorrah is right. Worse than Sodom and Gomorrah. Sinning your soul for charity - there is an oxymoron if there ever was one.
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@ Sheba:
Muse, you gotta be kidding! Tell me you're kidding. NO? Sodom and Gomorrah is right. Worse than Sodom and Gomorrah. Sinning your soul for charity - there is an oxymoron if there ever was one.
Masturbation is not a sin LOL Just like the body is nothing to be ashamed of.
Remember, if it wasn't for making sweet love...none of you would be here...So does that mean that you or I are a "sin"? :) -
@ RobotGod:
Masturbation is not a sin LOL Just like the body is nothing to be ashamed of.
Remember, if it wasn't for making sweet love...none of you would be here...So does that mean that you or I are a "sin"? :)
Not according to the Pope since he abolished purgatory which means that babies and the rest of us have not been born with the original sin which I guess would have to do with what Adam and Eve did. -
@ 666divine:
Not according to the Pope since he abolished purgatory which means that babies and the rest of us have not been born with the original sin which I guess would have to do with what Adam and Eve did.
sin is a concept constructed by man...like time... We create our own evil...Masturbating never hurt anyone...well, not in my experience anyway..yours may differ.. -
@ RobotGod:
sin is a concept constructed by man...like time... We create our own evil...Masturbating never hurt anyone...well, not in my experience anyway..yours may differ..
@ RobotGod:
Masturbation is not a sin LOL Just like the body is nothing to be ashamed of.
Remember, if it wasn't for making sweet love...none of you would be here...So does that mean that you or I are a "sin"? :)
Muse I am not going to get into a moral argument over this. I've stated my opinion as I'm entitled to, no need to defend yours by questioning mine. Why is it that when someone stands up for what is morally right, someone else cannot wait to knock them down?
I'm sure you can read the millions of pages of info on the web on sexual morality. Knock yourself out. I don't care what you think. I think this "charity" event is morally evil. So sue me! -
@ RobotGod:
sin is a concept constructed by man...like time... We create our own evil...Masturbating never hurt anyone...well, not in my experience anyway..yours may differ..
Gee....I was only joking.You can't think I'm that much of a puritan can you? -
@ Sheba:
Muse I am not going to get into a moral argument over this. I've stated my opinion as I'm entitled to, no need to defend yours by questioning mine. Why is it that when someone stands up for what is morally right, someone else cannot wait to knock them down?
I'm sure you can read the millions of pages of info on the web on sexual morality. Knock yourself out. I don't care what you think. I think this "charity" event is morally evil. So sue me!
I'm not looking for a fight Sheba...Just stating my own opinion and discussing...Sorry if you took it that way. :) -
@ 666divine:
Gee....I was only joking.You can't think I'm that much of a puritan can you?
Gosh...I don't know...everybody's so sensitive in a thread about whackin off...LOL -
individual moral interpretations aside... the fact is that this IS an actual event and it DOES raise money for charity. and isn't that the most important thing?
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@ Sheba:
Muse I am not going to get into a moral argument over this. I've stated my opinion as I'm entitled to, no need to defend yours by questioning mine. Why is it that when someone stands up for what is morally right, someone else cannot wait to knock them down?
I'm sure you can read the millions of pages of info on the web on sexual morality. Knock yourself out. I don't care what you think. I think this "charity" event is morally evil. So sue me!
You tell him Christian patriotess! Fiddlin' with your own privates is reprehensible and your gonna burn in the fires of the "ninth circle of hell" for it! -
@ wiccania:
individual moral interpretations aside... the fact is that this IS an actual event and it DOES raise money for charity. and isn't that the most important thing?
That is the most important thing...especially considering no one is harmed and all of them are willing. At least they are doing something to help others. Not everyone can say even that. :) -
Muse; you have opened up Pandora's Box. What about a marathon love in? For charity, of course.
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Safe sex, no one is hurt, and obviously they enjoy themselves and proceeds go to charity. I don't see the problem.
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@ RobotGod:
Gosh...I don't know...everybody's so sensitive in a thread about whackin off...LOL
That's because their all masturbaters! LOL -
@ Leah:
That's because their all masturbaters! LOL
lol, oh ain't that the truth. -
@ 666divine:
Not according to the Pope since he abolished purgatory which means that babies and the rest of us have not been born with the original sin which I guess would have to do with what Adam and Eve did.
I'm not Catholic - but I believe he abolished "limbo" not purgatory. -
@ RobotGod:
sin is a concept constructed by man...like time... We create our own evil...Masturbating never hurt anyone...well, not in my experience anyway..yours may differ..
Wrong! Sin is not something man invented.
I don't believe masturbation in itself is a sin. And I don't think that Sheba meant that either (I could be wrong). I do agree tho, that this is absolutely sinful and immoral. For a group of people to gather in an auditorium to mass masturbate while people rate them and time them - well, it reduces man to nothing but a bunch of animals. Sex is not something that you do in groups like monkeys. Sex was designed by God for the expression of love, and the creation of children. It was not meant as a multiple partner entertainment activity.
This is done for charity? Yea, right. This is totally sick and stupid and just proves how many screwed up the people there are on this earth. -
@ Pamela Jean (GotTheScoop):
I'm not Catholic - but I believe he abolished "limbo" not purgatory.
I believe limbo and purgatory are one and the same. -
No - Limbo was specifically for babies that died. Purgatory is where people apparently go and then their families pray them into heaven, or some sort of mumbo jumbo. But, I do know that limbo and purgatory are not one in the same.
It is heaven, limbo, purgatory, hell...............
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@ Pamela Jean (GotTheScoop):
No - Limbo was specifically for babies that died. Purgatory is where people apparently go and then their families pray them into heaven, or some sort of mumbo jumbo. But, I do know that limbo and purgatory are not one in the same.
It is heaven, limbo, purgatory, hell...............
I have forgotten my catholic teachings so I checked the dictionary meaning and here it is. Make what you will of them.
Limbo: in some Christian believes, a supposed abode of souls not condemned to hell but not admitted to heaven (eg) because not baptized); intermediate state or condition of awaiting decision etc; prison state of neglect or oblivion.
Please note that (eg) which relates to those not baptized does not indicate just babies or, it simply states souls not baptized.
purgatory; condition or state of spiritual cleansing. esp. (in R.C. church) of souls departing this life in grace of God but having to expediation venial sin etc. place or state of temporary suffering or expiation. -
If the pope can simply decide to do away with limbo then I suppose he can decide to do away with purgatory or even heaven and hell for that matter. I always though that it was God's decision and not that of the pope.
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The Pope has always been a joke. No mortal has the power to condemn anyone to heaven or hell. The fact that he can change dogma on a whim... well that just shows how powerful he really is.
Limbo is where the spirits dwell who have not moved on to heaven. Where ghosts reside basically. He can try to abolish it all he wants, doesn't make it go away.
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The Catholic Religion is all about rules and laws and has nothing to do with true Christianity, in my opinion. If the Pope can just suddenly abolish limbo, then why not just abolish Christ?
They are busy praying to saints instead of Jesus. Messed up bunch if you ask me.
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@ Pamela Jean (GotTheScoop):
The Catholic Religion is all about rules and laws and has nothing to do with true Christianity, in my opinion. If the Pope can just suddenly abolish limbo, then why not just abolish Christ?
They are busy praying to saints instead of Jesus. Messed up bunch if you ask me.
They have a saint for all occasion and ailments. Jessi's little helpers. Kind of like Santa's lttile elves. But let's not go there. I don't want to have a war on religion. Mind you though the R.C Church does denounce all other Christian faiths. It views itself as the Godfather of all Christians. Kind of a snobby attitude, don't you agree? -
So.....Good afternoon everyone...Who has masturbated today?
Aside from you religious people of course...I know you are afraid to even look at it in the shower...
Anyone break any of them there records?
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@ RobotGod:
So.....Good afternoon everyone...Who has masturbated today?
Aside from you religious people of course...I know you are afraid to even look at it in the shower...
Anyone break any of them there records?
LOL
Hey, muse, I not only "look" at it, I revel in it! And I even go to church & read the Bible!
BTW, it was God who invented sex - the religious nuts got it wrong on their own when they thought sex was "dirty" & "disgusting". Ever read Song Of Songs (or also called Solomon) in the Bible? Pretty steamy if you know exactly what they're talking about.
And no, I haven't masturbated today.....yet.........LOL
I'm waiting for hubby to come home from work......
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now I have seen it all
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Thanks Scoops for commenting on my behalf. You are right, I was not condemning masturbation but the way it was being done and under the guise of 'it's for a good cause.' Well how about we start a sex-a-tron in the name of charity? How about a swing-a-tron, or wife-swapping-a-tron? The possibilities are endless. C'mon people where did you loose your moral compasses? Surely you see your own ignorance. No? Well then I guess ignorance is indeed blissful.
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@ Sheba:
Thanks Scoops for commenting on my behalf. You are right, I was not condemning masturbation but the way it was being done and under the guise of 'it's for a good cause.' Well how about we start a sex-a-tron in the name of charity? How about a swing-a-tron, or wife-swapping-a-tron? The possibilities are endless. C'mon people where did you loose your moral compasses? Surely you see your own ignorance. No? Well then I guess ignorance is indeed blissful.
I am offended by your ignorance comment. Lighten up....it was a funny post. Why is everything made to be funny, made to be a huge deal. One thing I have noticed on here is that people's opinions always somehow turn into insults!! Why? Why do you have to go that route all the time?! -
@ Leah:
I am offended by your ignorance comment. Lighten up....it was a funny post. Why is everything made to be funny, made to be a huge deal. One thing I have noticed on here is that people's opinions always somehow turn into insults!! Why? Why do you have to go that route all the time?!
Yea, it may be funny on the surface Leah, but the danger in just laughing things off at the level this "masturbation-a-thon" is at is that it just leads society as a whole down a slippery slope to totally immorality and decadence. As I stated earlier, I don't see anything wrong with self pleasuring in the privacy of your own home, but to take something as private and personal and put it out there under the guise of "charity" event merely reduces us to nothing more than animals and shows total disregard for moral and ethical behavior. -
I just came across this post. I suppose this is a typical example of someone believing the end justifies the means?
Man ... and just when I thought I'd heard everything!
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@ Pamela Jean (GotTheScoop):
Yea, it may be funny on the surface Leah, but the danger in just laughing things off at the level this "masturbation-a-thon" is at is that it just leads society as a whole down a slippery slope to totally immorality and decadence. As I stated earlier, I don't see anything wrong with self pleasuring in the privacy of your own home, but to take something as private and personal and put it out there under the guise of "charity" event merely reduces us to nothing more than animals and shows total disregard for moral and ethical behavior.
Believe me, I am not saying I disagree with either of you, I was just simply stating why does it have to lead to insulting people? How is that appropriate behavior? -
Look, if my kids told me they were going to participate in this marathon, I would have to think that I brought up a couple of apes!
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GotTheScoop
As I stated earlier, I don't see anything wrong with self pleasuring in the privacy of your own home, but to take something as private and personal and put it out there under the guise of "charity" event merely reduces us to nothing more than animals and shows total disregard for moral and ethical behavior.
Leah, I have to agree with GTS...that this is a sad state of affairs when something personal and private is taken into the public like this. I realize that your post was made in jest and I do appreciate the humor...but something like this can be offensive to the public in many respects because it is still something that people do view as being personal.
Your post is enlightening, and do not stop posting the stuff that you do, okay? I have never heard of some of the things that you've brought up...and remember: comments are comments, negative or positive. Every one has their opinions, and this can't be changed. -
Leah, I never insulted or attacked anyone - so I have no comment on that. I think this masturbation-a-thon is just so wrong on so many levels that it is difficult for me to just laugh it off, which I have already said on several other comments.
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Everyone just jerk off and be merry... ho ho ho
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cumming for Crohns...Stroking for strokes...Shooting for Sars...Giving the bird to bird flu...
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damn! my husband could have been a millionaire by now....
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I don't see anything wrong with this. I see most people are having a gut reaction because they have negative views of sharing intimacy with strangers. This is cultural, not moral. I have yet to see any logical argument against this practice.
P.S. You can go for hours with Tantra. Tantra baby!
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