Masturbate For Charity - Come Lend A Hand

The Center for Sex and Culture, the only publicly available, non-profit sex education center in the United States, is proud to announce the Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco, in honor of National Masturbation Month. [Can we get a Hallmark card for this?] Founded in 2000, the star-studded Masturbate-a-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but a lot more fun [and a lot more exhausting]. Through individual sponsorships, participants generate revenue in this live group event for every minute they masturbate or for each orgasm claimed... Apparently Masturbate-a-Thons have raised in excess of $25,000.00 from over 1,700 pledged participants from six different countries. Trophies are even awarded to stand-out participants for things feats such as Longest Time Spent Masturbating (Male: 8.5 hours and Female: 6.5 hours). Most Orgasms (Male: 6 and Female: 49). That's gonna be tough to beat. This year, a new category has been added: Greatest Ejaculation Distance... Masturbate-a-Thon site spaces will be separated and set aside for both mixed and single-gender groups. This year they will feature a news commentary desk, (Any DJ Pervs gonna be there? Let us know the Scoop Scoop.)as well as commercials by and for the many masturbators of mayhem, an opera singer if you can believe that, and themed masturbation stages. And much more. So, I guess they are gonna rub out another extravaganza this year. Come one, come all. Come often. It's for charity after all. Step right up for your chance to win a trophy. Interesting Bate-A-Thon names: Charity-Bate 2007 Beat Off Disease Come All Ye Faithful Why do I feel like I am back in the 70's? This ain't right...Nope.