A Florida doctor faces charges of battery, drug possession, trying to destroy evidence and disorderly conduct, and has been released on bail. Seems "Captain America" got a bit out of hand with some of the other super heroes at the local tavern!
It was just a crazy night out for a bunch of medics. Someone decided it would be a lot of fun to dress up as super heroes and do a bar crawl.
54-year-old Dr. Raymond Adamcik of Florida dressed up as Captain America. He, and his pals floated from bar to bar, dancing, drinking and dining - well, he did order a burrito. But apparently rather than eat it - the good Captain got a brilliant idea and stuck it in his tights. That was his first mistake!
The doctor, now well "lit" and well "hung", proceeded to cruise the bar, approaching the female patrons and asking them if the wanted to touch his Captain America manliness! It was all in good fun, and no one seemed too concerned until one of the girls made the fatal mistake of refusing. Well, the Captain responded by removing the burrito from his pants, and then promptly began groping her!
When the authorities arrived, there were so many Captain America's on site, that they had to all be removed from the premises and lined up for questioning. No one knows for sure how they determined who the culprit was. My guess is that it was the burrito stain on his tights that eventually gave him away!
Once identified, the good Captain was transported to the police station, where he then made matters even worse by attempting to flush a joint he had also stuffed in his tights down the toilet! Apparently it wasn't a "fatty" as he felt it necessary to replace it with the burrito to accomplish just the right bulge at the bar!!
The doctor has been released on bail and awaits his day in court. I'll bet the judge will have a tough time keeping a straight face.......
