Broken News: Wolfman Hostage Situation

The hidden behind the scenes look at the other nights madness! Hear the truth of the Wolfman's escape.

The other night a frightening hostage situation took place here in rural Connecticut. DJ regular Wolfman2001, in a rage over his treatment at his job, snapped and took prisoner. These are excepts from messages he managed to send out to fellow reporter Franklin. All transcripts are in the Wolfs own words. 11:45pm:I hate this place! I think I'm just going to walk out and quit. Why the hell do I let them treat me this way? I can't take it anymore! 12:45am:That's it!I'm taking hostages! I'll show this place who's in charge here. I'll go gather my victims now. 1:15am: Damn. Everyone's gone home already. I'm the only one left in the whole place. What now? Wait! I work here, I'll take myself hostage! 2:20am:I'm trying to be quiet while I send this out. I'm not watching myself too closely at the moment. Send the press and the police. I think I might be armed. Oh please, don't let me hurt me! 2:40am:I let me go to the bathroom. I think I'm getting suspicious of what I'm up to. The police have the building surrounded but I haven't been acting nervous. I don't think I care! Oh God, here I come! I caught me!! 3:30am:Hurt. Bruised and bloody. I beat the crap out of me. I kept kicking me in the head and I was swearing at me. I tied me up and dumped me in the corner where I could keep an eye on me. I know now there's only one hope. I'm going to try. If you don't hear from me again you know that I did me in. 5:00am:I'm free. The police have me in custody. I did the only thing I could but I hated every second. I was forced to seduce myself and then I snuck out while I was sleeping afterward. I feel so dirty but I was scare that I was going to kill me. You understand, right? I did what I had to. It was me or me! 7:15am:I watched them take me away in the police car. I looked so sad. I feel bad for me. I was kind of sweet. Maybe I'll go visit me. Oh God, I think I love me! No more messages were received after that. Wolfman refused to comment on this story and the jail wouldn't give us access to Wolfman. This is Wolfman signing out!