Barred For Creating A Breeze

A Scottish man has been barred because of his bottom

A keen drinker from Scotland has been officially barred from his local boozer, Thirsty Kirsty's for breaking wind. Mr Stewart Laidlaw has been barred due to the terrible smell he creates and it has become a major complaint from bar staff and the pub's customers. Laidlaw, 35 from Fife did not take it in good faith at the barring and is said to be very angry with the landlord of the pub, John Throw. Throw said, "The smell is disgusting and when he drops one he'll shout and wave his arms so everyone can smell it." The Sun newspaper didn't report how long the drinker is barred for, but I guess that doesn't matter. You heard it here first....