A farmer claims that fireworks set off by boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform.
Poor guy! He had more than just the s*#@ scared out of him, he lost his "manhood".
Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.
Before Gustav regained his sex drive in the second half of the year, the farmer estimates he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring _ worth $460 apiece.
Wow! I would be made too if my ostrich wouldn't perform either for that amount of money!!