Man reads butts; Predicts future

A blind German man claims he can predict your future by feeling your naked butt.

Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims people's buttocks have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny. "The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told Reuters. "It goes on developing throughout your life." Apparently, Buck runs his fingers along a number of lines on his client’s naked buttocks and then tells them about their future monetary success, family life, health and happiness. It is noted that Buck gropes buttocks purely to tell his clients of their future and is in no way motivated by any other desire. To find out what your butt might reveal about your future without Buck groping your bottom follow the link above. Apparently he can also tell your future just from the shape.