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article imageSearchers go nuts for Outback butts

By RobotGod     Feb 19, 2007 in World
The search is about to get under way for Australia's best behind.
The Julia Creek Dirt and Dust Festival is launching its "best butt" competition in Mount Isa this morning and will also look for good behinds in Brisbane during this week's Outback Week.
Coordinator Margie Ryder says it will help promote Julia Creek's biggest annual tourist event.
"We're looking for firmness, voluptuousness, beautiful, just 'out there' butts I suppose," she said.
"I think everyone has their own tastes and it's about just having a butt, which I believe the winner will be someone from the outback because they're pretty firm, you don't see too many funny ones out there."
If only I were in Australia right now. It's just a matter of time until they find me and proclaim me a winner. I just know it. I have trained sooo hard. My whole life has been leading up to this. I can do this. I know it*Listens to the Rocky theme*.
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