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article imageDavid Letterman's "Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You"

By Chris V. Thangham     Feb 8, 2007 in Entertainment
David Letterman's Top Ten signs an Astronaut is trying to Kill You about the Astronaut Lisa Nowak.
This is based on the current incident of Lisa Nowak, the Astronaut. Whenever such an incident happens the Comedians including the late night talks shows have a field day. This is David Letterman's Top Ten list in his night show, "Top Ten Signs an Astronaut is Trying to Kill You".
10. Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge
9. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house
8. She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"
7. It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you
6. You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me"
5. Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds
4. She poisons your Tang
3.Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse
2. Been getting threatening emails from
1.She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down
Also in the article there is about other comedian's reactions such as Conan O'Brien, Late Night Show, Jon Stewart in his daily show, Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno.
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